my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Boobs are out for the taking
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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