Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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