why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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