I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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