I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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