so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Enjoy the penises
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
