oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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