Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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