I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
How's work?
Spinning.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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