Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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