GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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