So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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