But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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