I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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