If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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