This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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