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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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