This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I love you. Go after that dick
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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