oh god the rape fog is back!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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