Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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