No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
sex in a hospital.. check
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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