there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
wakey wakey hands off snakey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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