my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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