If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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