Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize