My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
