I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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