I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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