The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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