even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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