lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
