My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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