Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I got inside last night via doggy door
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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