And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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