I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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