It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The struggles of a small town man whore
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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