She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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