Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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