just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
