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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have surprise drugs for everyone
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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