Christians are straight up FREAKS
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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