Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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