My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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