can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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