There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
