My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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