She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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