We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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