I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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