you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
tell me about the fingering
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