Are we in a gay sports bar?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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