I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Your cock deserves a montage
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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