Dual....:-)
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
