I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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