He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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